Say cheese AND die, or get suspended in animation via Dark Kingdom polaroid technology, because this week we're discussing Sailor Moon, season 1 episodes 17 & 18 entitled "Usagi's a Model: Flash of the Monster Camera" & "Shingo's Love: The Grieving Doll"!

Beware all woodland creatures and the booming wedding industry because this week we're discussing Sailor Moon, season 1 episodes 15 & 16 entitled "Usagi's Panic: Rei's First Date" & "A Girl's Dream: Usagi Becomes a Bride"!

Go live another life in Outworld because this week we FIGHT the depths of Hell for Halloween month by watching 1995's "Mortal Kombat"!

Don't speak Latin in front of your in-laws the first time you meet them because this month we're reviewing 2025s possession romcom "The Parenting"!

Crystalize your failed best friends while you lob a few tennis balls because this week we're discussing Sailor Moon, season 1 episodes 13 & 14 entitled "Girls Unite: The End of Jadeite" & "A New Enemy Appears: Nephrite's Evil Crest"!

This month we're discussing "Scary Movie"! Not THAT "Scary Movie", but 1991's "Scary Movie"!

Hop aboard the love boat and sleep for eternity because this week we're discussing Sailor Moon, season 1 episodes 11 & 12 entitled "Usagi vs. Rei: Nightmare in Dream Land" & "I Want a Boyfriend: The Luxury Cruise Ship Is a Trap"!

Run in horror from hookey haunted houses because this week we're discussing season 4, episode 11 of Lucha Underground entitled "Last Man or Machine Standing".

Don't forget that you have two healthy feet because this week we KICK off a new series by discussing the first in the muay thai franchise, 1989's "Kickboxer"!

Expect all killshots to be FUMBLED shots because this week we're discussing season 4, episode 10 of Lucha Underground entitled "A Snake Scorned".

Fall into the cleansing light of burning fire while you can't figure out your alarm clock because this week we're discussing Sailor Moon, season 1 episodes 9 & 10, entitled "Usagi's Disaster: Beware of the Clock of Confusion" & "The Cursed Bus: Enter Mars, the Guardian of Fire"!

Wedding bells are a chimin' because this week we're discussing season 4, episode 9 of Lucha Underground entitled "A Match Made in Heaven".

Remember how to feel, love, and rebel because this week we're discussing dad-movie sci-fi classic, 2002's "Equilibrium"!

Find your nearest nerd with high energy readings because this week we're discussing Sailor Moon, season 1 episodes 7 & 8, entitled "Usagi Learns Her Lesson: Becoming a Star Is Hard Work" & "The Girl Genius Is a Monster: The Brainwashing Cram School of Horror"!

Find your nearest Indiana Jones cosplay because this week we're discussing season 4, episode 8 of Lucha Underground entitled "The Ranks of the Reptiles".

Find the nearest sister you can grab to pour water on you because this week we're discussing season 4, episode 7 of Lucha Underground entitled "The Gift That Keeps on Giving".

Beware freaky animals that smell like scented chemicals and songs with TOO MUCH high end because this week we're discussing Sailor Moon, season 1 episodes 5 & 6, entitled "Scent of a Monster! Chanela Will Steal Your Love" & "Protect the Melody of Love: Usagi Plays Cupid"!

Beware the white rabbit now donning darkness because this week we're discussing season 4, episode 6 of Lucha Underground entitled "Break the Machine".

Salute the flag and bow to the king because this month we're reviewing 2023's political romcom "Red, White, & Royal Blue" for our 100th episode!!!

PLEASE call us "BABE" because this week Nicole "DarlingHomebody.com" Jakus, of the podcast "Magical Meatball Girls", joins us to discuss comic book Pamela Anderson picture, "Barb Wire"!